Things that are threats to Heterosexual Marraige, a pictorial demonstration.

by quebecalexander

Things that are threats to heterosexual marriage

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Divorce

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Spousal abuse

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Infidelity

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Substance abuse

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Apathy

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Keeping secrets

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Evil monkeys

 

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Flying evil monkeys

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Scary clowns

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A room full of scary clowns

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Tyrannosaurus Rex

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Tyrannosaurus Rex with Laser Eyes

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Zombies

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The Borg

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??? (I have no idea, but I’m pretty sure it could be threatening to heterosexual marriage)

What is NOT a threat to heterosexual marriage.

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These guys.

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These Ladies

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This family

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Or this family

Folks, remember, lots of things can destroy the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. The LGBT community is NOT one of them. As a matter of fact, most of the stuff that would affect your marriage would affect us too. In the end, we’re all in the same boat here, trying to love the one we want to spend the rest of our lives with using everything we have in our hearts, minds, bodies and souls.

This concludes this portion of the demonstration.

 

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